So, I made a thing. I was going to put my username on it, but then I didn’t like the look of it. So….. don’t steal it!
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom